An enitre post about scales?!? Who knew one could have enough info about a scale to create a whole blog post!?! No worries though, it'll be a short one!
Just wanted to add some scale criteria to the official rulebook. By the way, if it's typed on here...it's official, just sayin'. First of all, you must be weighing in on a digital scale. Believe me, I know your tricks, gals-sliding that little hand to the right of the zero makes it appear as though you weigh a few pounds less. I admit to doing that; I admit to losing friends due to my lying. (Please refer to prior post). Not really, about the losing friends part. I've never told anyone I've cheated on my weight in that way before. I'm fessing up, please don't hate me!
And now, I'm racking my brain for a second rule about scales. I said 'criteria', not 'criterium' and I said 'First of all' as if there would be a 'Second of all'. I'm stuck now. There MUST be at least one more rule! Hmmm, ok, got one!
Second of all, if you are out of town on weigh in day...for goodness sake make sure you pack that scale in your suitcase. You must weigh on the same scale every Saturday morning. If you forget, you'll be fined $2 as if you gained! HARSH! So, just take it with you!
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